a journey through the Pacific

Saturday, August 27, 2005

The train ride to boon lay every morning has starting to become a torture. Why? Because of ppl who cant be bothered to bathe and brush their teeth. There is always at least one such uncle who will sit beside me every morning. Initially i thought maybe its due to bad luck that i always kena these ppl but later i finally realised why - there are soOo many of them it becomes inevitable to escape this morning torture.
Besides smelling bad, they love to breathe out through their mouths and as i said, brushing teeth is not really their forte so imagine what iszit like sitting next to them.
Just when u thought passive smoking is bad...
For convenience, I shall address these uncles as the smelly frogmen.
If you think the cleaners that stand behind garbage trucks smell bad, these frogmen are infinitely worse. I must congratulate them cuz they never fail to revitalise me in the morning, better than any amount of Nescafe.

So what can we do to save innocent ppl from having advanced emphysema?

Besides having police patrols at MRT stations, they should have a small task force to protect all passengers from toxic harm. There will be oral & body hygiene detectors, guarded by soldiers wearing chemical suits with decomtamination kits ready by the side.
So whenever a frogman is identified, he will be dragged immediately away by our chemical personnel & banished to another train with some other similar Banglas who also like to molest ladies in crowded trains. And because they all smell so bad, it becomes more difficult to smell themselves. The frogmen will then be molested by the bored banglas cuz there are no ladies around and they will swear never to smell again.

We should also have oxygen masks on trains, just like in airplanes. If a handful of frogmen managed to escape the detectors and sneak in, an alarm will then be triggered and an emergency declared. Oxygen masks will then automatically drop from the top so that passengers can be saved.

Lol..i think im bored..

Posted by PC @9:48 PM | 2 comments